My Hypothesis. 

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 06/01/2018 at 12:09 • Filed to: At work, around worklopnik, CLeAN The Fuk ouT This B!

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This car was bought, driven 2-3 years, and parked under a tree with the windows open. 2014 CX5 Touring 2wd. 36k miles. Getting leather before it goes on the lot.

Note the stains on the seats and nutshells and such on the interior floor

And the salesperson who took it on trade had a special note for the detail shop:

(Please)

Captain of the Enterprise > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:11

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Wow, that horrible. Would reupholstering fix that or do you think that got into the foam too?

functionoverfashion > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:14

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Buyer beware!

Yikes

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Captain of the Enterprise 06/01/2018 at 12:14

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It doesn’t smell like a wet mop inside to it’s likely already been O3-bombed.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:15

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Yeah, that’s pretty bad. You get to do the prior owners car, I get to walk through their house. Imagine how bad that could be. Let me tell you, it’s usually worse.

punkgoose17 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:15

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Wow

Ash78, voting early and often > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:16

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The bubble exclamation just makes that note!

“Clean the fuk out this B” just doesn’t roll off the tongue like “Svending” but honorable mention.

Svend > Ash78, voting early and often 06/01/2018 at 12:19

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Lol. Maybe, ‘napalm here’, would work better.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Ash78, voting early and often 06/01/2018 at 12:20

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just added the tag “CLeAN The Fuk ouT This B!”

MrDakka > Ash78, voting early and often 06/01/2018 at 12:32

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Nah the please at the bottom ties it together. A combination of pleading and demanding

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:32

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That McDonald’s disk might shed some light on the time frame this was an active kid ferrier.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > CalzoneGolem 06/01/2018 at 12:41

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It’s from the Angry Birds Movie, so according to Google, spring 2016.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:42

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i love the (please) haha

CalzoneGolem > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 12:44

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His Stigness > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 13:19

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How are you touching that without gloves?

And do you guys have detailer on staff to clean the rest of the car while the interior is out?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 13:22

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I worked for a company that did special applications of O3. We’ve tried this in cars and every time it eats at the plastics and destroys foam.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > His Stigness 06/01/2018 at 13:26

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I barely touched it. Also hand sanitizer and good gloves.

No detailer on staff. Not our problem...

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/01/2018 at 13:31

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They rarely O3-bomb anything. The last one that we saw that had an O3 treatment was a car that smelled like a skunk.

His Stigness > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/01/2018 at 14:26

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Haha I figured. That’s funny.